december the twenty - second , ninety - nine



vegas baby , vegas



the holidaze are here , yet another excuse to drink to excess , eat more than canada , and make excuses to the relatives .
ahh , everyday is like christmas here at mishaco .

its just the glory of bein me .

so , im goin to vegas . not my favorite place , but thats where i keep the old people . gotta make sure the caddies on the golf course are treating them with the sufficient amount of animosity whilst i ve been away building my media empire . i just cant stand the thought of all those oldies all hunched over , smellin of ben - gay with smiles on their faces .

just gives me the shakes

havent done any shopping , cant say i had planned to .

its only x - mess . wake me up fer new years ( if you can ) .

thats it . mail me if ya wanna know when yer
computer is gonna explode , mishaco knows all .