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across the hall from me my neighbor has put up a lil bit of mistletoe in his doorway , and i wouldnt have given it a thought if vanessa , our favorite bachelorette number one hadnt just floated into the building as i was speaking to my neighbor .
and then it happened .
she kissed me on the cheek .
and all was right with the world .
not wanting to be out done , i rounded up some under employed elves , fed 'em some vodka and put 'em to work on a little decor on the door .
update !
someone has input a lil candy filled rudolph in my stocking .
if only things were so easy : leave clothing on the door step and people put food in it .
note to self : leave stocking up all year . never buy food again .
whats on yer santa wish list ? lemme know |
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