november the seventh , two thousand


i'm sorry


as if you wont hear about the elections all day . . . ya come here , expecting this one , primary colored bastion of sarcasm and subversion to be different . well , it is , sort of .

not really .

i figure if theres gonna be someone to represent me and the rest of the country that i live in , then they should hold my core beliefs if they want to rely on me and my fellow non - registered constituents .

in exchange for my vote , i want :

• a reduction in the price of beer .

• less britney spears everywhere .

• a wealthy benefactor .

its not a long list , i'm simple and easy to please . just ask anyone .

if this doesnt work out , i'm moving to canada.



mishaco.com wholeheartedly supports quimby for president , just as soon as the check clears .

vote your conscience , vote quimby .