award shows . hate 'em
only thing good about 'em is getting into the show before it even starts and taking pictures of the whole ( new ) theater ( a big academy award no - no ) .
all it takes is a little schmoozing at the counter with the pretty polynesian girl with the black velvet jumper and you get the only key that gets ya in the door :
alas , the stage lights were out , and all my digital pics came out dark . my accomplice and , i forced to lurk in the four story darkness . prowling around in the theater and on the very small stage , looking for anywhere to make a mark .
i hope ms. goldberg enjoys the lil mishaco hed in her dressing room .
