im all ready to get all my income tax back , got the forms from the man , sharpened my sharpie and i've premoistened everything for best results .
only thing left is to line up a few deductions .
thats where you come in .
so , if anyone asks , yer a blind , pregnant , twelve year old midget with no inclination towards work .
and that we've been married fer a year .
got it ?
im depending on you .
we're all depending on you .
otherwise all i have to show fer reciepts this year are a mess of
movie ticket stubs . some were good , some others were just real shit . happy was i to see 'phantom menace' , so happy was we that we see four times . took some gurl to see 'big daddy' , even though i didnt wanna go .
and lets not forget about the brilliant 'american beauty' , 'being john malkovich' or the really good exhibit of ancient pompeii at lacma . im
thinkin thats pretty good fer 'exempt' status . i was a patron of the arts , gave to the community , and continue to do so .
in fact , we all think i should be given a tax free stipend , nay , compensation to formally support the arts in all its many facets !
so , whatta ya say ? are ya with me ?
or are you some heathen mcarthyite bent on destroying america
or do ya wanna know when this gets updated ?
suffer ! i want my money back !
